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Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 9:31AM Q: Got drunk and sent a message on Facebook to a girl I like. I thought at the time Id come across as confident?
I said "I wish I could live in your uterus and press down on your gspot with my foot and you would lurch around like a gorilla having a neverending orgasm". We had sent a few flirtatious messages back and forth but I think I might have really freaked her out with this one. Is there any way to play this off as a joke?
Best Answer: Tell her you had a friend stay the night with you and when you go to facebook it automatically signs you in.
Then your friend saw the messages and thought he would play a stupid joke on you. I dont know how this girl could not want you. You are so descriptive and probably a great lover. (More Answers)

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