Drunk Canuck

TMNT

2010-03-18T13:33:10Z

Finally the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have figured out that using their weapons is much easier than fighting the same badguy 100 different times.

Funny Speeding Ticket

2010-03-18T12:45:37Z

When you get pulled over, you are best to just shut your mouth and not say anything. However, if you want to look like an idiot and be on the internet, then this is how you should react.

St. Patricks Day 90's Flash Back

2010-03-17T14:29:26Z

House of Pain is an Irish American rap group who released three albums in the early to mid 1990s before lead rapper Everlast decided to pursue his solo career again. The group is best known for its 1992 hit single "Jump Around", which reached #3 in the USA, #6 in Ireland and #8 in the UK.

Shamrocks and Shenanigans is off of their self titled debut album "House of Pain Fine Malt Lyrics"

Happy St. Patricks Day

2010-03-17T12:25:25Z

To truly celebrate St. Patricks day, you have to watch the greatest leprechaun themed video of all time. Who Else Seen the Leprechaun SAY YAH!!!!! Drink up people and get ready to PARTY!!!!

AND THE REMIX

Yahoo Answers

2010-03-17T12:19:50Z

Q: Advice needed. Nasty leprechaun bite. Tourists beware?

Well I'll make a long story short. I was out walking my dog today and he started going absolutely mad at a hole in the ground. He's a spaniel so I assumed he was just tracking. I went over to get the dog and as I kneeled down to put the lead on the dog I go bitten.

I turned around to discover that it was actually the burrow of a rabid leprechaun. Anyway I thought little of it and just backed off. I cleaned out the wound with dettol but over the last few hours I've been feeling kind of funny.

I found myself grabbing all my 10c, 20c and 50c coins and throwing them in a saucepan. I can't sit still if I try my feet just start tapping away of their own accord and I've started shouting Be'gorrah and Top o' the mornin' at random intervals.

I can't afford to get this seen. Please does anyone have any advice. Is this only temporary? I'm really worried.

Best Answer: You need to flush your whole system through with Guinness to clear out all the leprechaun toxins. This might cure you after 93 pints, or if it doesn't, at least you won't care any more. (More Answers)

Happy Stone Cold Day

2010-03-16T19:40:34Z

Its 3:16 today and what better way to celebrate than cracking open a few beers and giving your boss the stunner. Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!

Crazy Asian Guy Dancing in Toronto

2010-03-16T19:28:14Z

If you are in the Toronto area, keep your eyes open, you might run into the Naked Asian Dancer. Well maybe not if you are in the Pacific Mall. Rumor has it, this little dancing number cost him a 5 year ban from the mall.

Exercise Ball Smash

2010-03-16T13:14:29Z

Exercise balls are good for a lot of non exercise related activities.

NBA Jam Returns

2010-03-15T19:48:23Z

Thats right folks. If you are old enough to remember the days of hitting the local Arcade to spend your hard earned allowance, you most likely remember the game NBA Jam. I also remember playing this for SNES. Regardless, its making a comeback on the Wii Platform. Scheduled release is for the Fall of 2010. Cant Wait!

90s Flashback

2010-03-15T15:29:02Z

In 1996, Johnny Cash released the 2nd Album of the American Recordings series titled Unchained. On the album, Cash is backed by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. In addition to three of Cash's own compositions, Unchained contained songs by Soundgarden ("Rusty Cage") and Beck ("Rowboat"), as well as a guest appearance from Flea, bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, on "Spiritual" and Lindsey Buckingham and Mick Fleetwood, of Fleetwood Mac, on "Sea of Heartbreak". The album also included a cover of the classic 1962 Hank Snow song, "I've Been Everywhere", written by Geoff Mack. The Album received a Grammy for Best Country Album.