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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/18/funny-speeding-ticket.html"><rss:title>Funny Speeding Ticket</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/18/funny-speeding-ticket.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-18T12:45:37Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you get pulled over, you are best to just shut your mouth and not say anything.&nbsp; However, if you want to look like an idiot and be on the internet, then this is how you should react.</p>
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<p>Shamrocks and Shenanigans is off of their self titled debut album "House of Pain Fine Malt Lyrics"</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/storage/Houseofpainfinemaltlyrics.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268836595290" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/17/happy-st-patricks-day.html"><rss:title>Happy St. Patricks Day</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/17/happy-st-patricks-day.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-17T12:25:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To truly celebrate St. Patricks day, you have to watch the greatest leprechaun themed video of all time.&nbsp; Who Else Seen the Leprechaun SAY YAH!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Drink up people and get ready to PARTY!!!!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">AND THE REMIX</p>
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<div class="content">Well I'll make a long story  short. I was out walking my dog today and he started going absolutely  mad at a hole in the ground. He's a spaniel so I assumed he was just  tracking. I went over to get the dog and as I kneeled down to put the  lead on the dog I go bitten.<br /> <br /> I turned around to discover that it was actually the burrow of a rabid  leprechaun. Anyway I thought little of it and just backed off. I cleaned  out the wound with dettol but over the last few hours I've been feeling  kind of funny.<br /> <br /> I found myself grabbing all my 10c, 20c and 50c coins and throwing them  in a saucepan. I can't sit still if I try my feet just start tapping  away of their own accord and I've started shouting Be'gorrah and Top o'  the mornin' at random intervals.<br /> <br /> I can't afford to get this seen. Please does anyone have any advice. Is  this only temporary? I'm really worried.</div>
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<div class="content">Best Answer: You need to flush your whole system through with Guinness to clear out  all the leprechaun toxins.  This might cure you after 93 pints, or if it  doesn't, at least you won't care any more.&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgI_kneo.1ZaX6p8otl5OogjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20100316141237AAKNvcF" target="_blank">(More Answers)</a></div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/16/happy-stone-cold-day.html"><rss:title>Happy Stone Cold Day</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/16/happy-stone-cold-day.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T19:40:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its 3:16 today and what better way to celebrate than cracking open a few beers and giving your boss the stunner.&nbsp; <em>Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!</em></p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/15/nba-jam-returns.html"><rss:title>NBA Jam Returns</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/15/nba-jam-returns.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Shonz</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T19:48:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thats right folks.&nbsp; If you are old enough to remember the days of hitting the local Arcade to spend your hard earned allowance, you most likely remember the game NBA Jam.&nbsp; I also remember playing this for SNES.&nbsp; Regardless, its making a comeback on the Wii Platform.&nbsp; Scheduled release is for the Fall of 2010.&nbsp; Cant Wait!</p>
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