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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:59:25 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/"><rss:title>Drunk Canuck</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-10T21:59:25Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/10/for-sale-giant-inflatable-beaver.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/10/yahoo-answers.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/lazy-sunday-live.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/who-wants-zoobooks.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/the-real-meg-griffin.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/8/bad-case-of-the-mondays.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/7/world-war.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/6/how-not-to-use-a-treadmill.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/5/boys-on-wheels.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/5/raise-the-roof.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/10/for-sale-giant-inflatable-beaver.html"><rss:title>For Sale: Giant Inflatable Beaver</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/10/for-sale-giant-inflatable-beaver.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T14:15:11Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you watched the closing ceremonies of the Olympics, you were probably asking yourself, Where can I get one of those <a href="http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=4971386" target="_blank">mega beavers</a>.&nbsp; Well now you can, and only for the small price of $5000.00.</p>
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<div class="content">or maybe I should get a wood one?<br /> I noticed that theres a bees nest in one of my trees in my backyard and  Im worried that it will start attracting bears. my children play out  there all the time and Im really worried about their safety. Im hoping a  fence will keep them safe but what kind is best?</div>
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<div class="content">Best Answer:&nbsp; Bears are smart, your kids are stupid.&nbsp; You should get rid of the kids and raise bears.&nbsp; The bees will provide honey for the bears.&nbsp; Also, you will save yourself the dissapointment of having kids that are stupider than their father.<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqRx8NrEUKEDa8cWGvOKZSQjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090620112342AAM5YCB" target="_blank">(More Answers)</a></div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/lazy-sunday-live.html"><rss:title>Lazy Sunday Live</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/lazy-sunday-live.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Shonz</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T21:16:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b96b9585c98b7ea/4b96a0e0670f4d98/14193b6b/-cpid/c728ad2d8bc34cb8" id="W4727a250e66f97234b96b9585c98b7ea" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b96b9585c98b7ea/4b96a0e0670f4d98/14193b6b/-cpid/c728ad2d8bc34cb8" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/who-wants-zoobooks.html"><rss:title>Who Wants ZooBooks?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/who-wants-zoobooks.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T14:49:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now you can show all your friends how much you like tigers.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xKNuBoymppk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xKNuBoymppk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/the-real-meg-griffin.html"><rss:title>The Real Meg Griffin</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/the-real-meg-griffin.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T14:12:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The real Meg Griffin was recently spotted on TV giving an interview about Homeopathic Remedies.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/storage/Lion and Baboon Knuttz.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268055881353" alt="" /></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/7/world-war.html"><rss:title>World War</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/7/world-war.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Shonz</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-07T21:27:22Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1470875&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1470875&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/1470875">World War - 3D Animation @ University Of Hertfordshire 2008</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/h3da">Digital Animation Herts Uni UK</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/6/how-not-to-use-a-treadmill.html"><rss:title>How Not To Use A Treadmill</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/6/how-not-to-use-a-treadmill.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-07T03:01:29Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWCE02HrMV4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWCE02HrMV4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/5/boys-on-wheels.html"><rss:title>Boys on Wheels</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/5/boys-on-wheels.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-05T14:28:36Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before you start telling me I am going to hell for posting this video.&nbsp; Watch the whole thing.&nbsp; The Boys on Wheel have some great lyrics.</p>
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