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<div class="content">or maybe I should get a wood one?<br /> I noticed that theres a bees nest in one of my trees in my backyard and  Im worried that it will start attracting bears. my children play out  there all the time and Im really worried about their safety. Im hoping a  fence will keep them safe but what kind is best?</div>
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<div class="content">Best Answer:&nbsp; Bears are smart, your kids are stupid.&nbsp; You should get rid of the kids and raise bears.&nbsp; The bees will provide honey for the bears.&nbsp; Also, you will save yourself the dissapointment of having kids that are stupider than their father.<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqRx8NrEUKEDa8cWGvOKZSQjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090620112342AAM5YCB" target="_blank">(More Answers)</a></div>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/rss-comments-entry-6967813.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Lazy Sunday Live</title><dc:creator>The Shonz</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:16:23 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/lazy-sunday-live.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">255675:2574977:6960552</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b96b9585c98b7ea/4b96a0e0670f4d98/14193b6b/-cpid/c728ad2d8bc34cb8" id="W4727a250e66f97234b96b9585c98b7ea" width="384" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b96b9585c98b7ea/4b96a0e0670f4d98/14193b6b/-cpid/c728ad2d8bc34cb8" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/rss-comments-entry-6960552.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Who Wants ZooBooks?</title><dc:creator>The Drunk Canuck</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:49:34 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com/drunk-canuck/2010/3/9/who-wants-zoobooks.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">255675:2574977:6953877</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Now you can show all your friends how much you like tigers.</p>
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