i was trying to practice a cool trick for my man and i got it stuck up there, its too slimey to get it out. can you please help me get it out, i dont want it to get infected

Best Answer: WTF?!?!

what kind of trick is that for your man..

oh well.. i'm not the one with a ping pong ball up my snatch...

have fun... (More Answers)

I have a cat that talks to me but not in english how do i train it to talk in english?

Best Answer: No cat speaks English--or any other human language. They speak cat and cat only. You have to learn how to speak their language. That is the law.  (More Answers)

What would be the best way to defend against a velociraptor attack? Since one may never know when a velociraptor will strike, it pays to always be prepared. How should I be prepared?

Best Answer: Carry around a sack of raw meat that you can use as a diversion if you're attacked. Unfortunately, all that raw meat may have the unintended consequence of actually attracting velociraptors to you... That's why you should also carry some "Female Velociraptor in Heat" spray to fool your attackers into thinking you're one of them. However once again, this may have the unwanted effect of illiciting aggressive sexual displays from the males, who usually begin the mating ritual by subduing the female with a sharp bite to the nape of the neck. Procede with caution.
And always remember, the word "velociraptor" comes from the latin "velocitas" meaning "with great speed", and "rapetore" which means "one who rapes." Therefore, the term velociraptor literally means, "One who rapes with great speed."
May God have mercy on your soul.  (More Answers)

He's sexist and im trying to be witty.

and good comebacks?

Best Answer: Well you better COMEBACK WITH A GOD DAMN SANDWHICH! (More Answers)

I know this sounds crazy..BUT

Hubs usually has his own smell. The family always knows when he has passed gas even if he tries to be funny and blame it on the dog.

Lately, he's had to work late a few times and each time he's come home and his gas has smelled unlike anything I've ever smelled from him. Kinda like maybe he had Thai food or something? He says he has only been at work and not anywhere else...but something is definately different.

Do you think he's cheating?

Best Answer: Yah I think you need to stick your nose a little closer to his anus when he farts next time. I think you'll know for sure. (More Answers)