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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:27:45 +0000

Q: How do i stop myself from peeing my pants at scary movies?

I'm afraid my girlfriend will find out.

Best Answer: Some friends and I used to wear Depends (Disposable diapers for adults) during Sunday while we watched 8 hours of non-stop football and drank about a case each

Wear Depends like I do. That way you can take a dump as well, clear out the theater, and have it all to yourself. (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:10:28 +0000

Q: Does Vodka really kill bees and wasps?

Best Answer: Yes, over time, it will destroy their tiny livers. But it's the disruption to home life that really takes its toll (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:18:58 +0000

Q: Will God be mad if I bleach my anus?

I'm really on the fence here. I love the Lord but, darnit, I REALLY WANT TO FLEECE-OUT MY HOOP! Please tell me it's okay with God. Please!!!

Best Answer: I do not see God having a problem with you bleaching your anus. It is for the sake of cleanliness and unless you are sharing your bleached anus with many different partners or are unmarried I do not see the harm in it. I say go for it. but your anus will be mad as hell!!! (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:16:48 +0000

Q: If you have sex in water, does your penis fall off?

What i meant by that, would be if youre having sex in water, like a hot tub, and you don't get out before you ***, will your penis nerves start to die and deterierate. Ive heard that from multiple people.

Best Answer: mine did...but i swam real fast and got it then i sewed it back on...it's ok now...yes be very carefull DUH what do you think its gonna do shrivel up and fall off!!!!does it fall off when you take a shower (more answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:30:13 +0000

Q: How do you summon aliens, get abducted by aliens or see them?

I would like to know how do you summon aliens or get abducted by aliens or see them?
Is it only at night times?
Can it be in a town or city as well? or only in the country where is no one around?
I live in South Australia where are the best places, to get abducted by aliens or see them?
Please don't write bad comments as I don't read them, please don't be rude.
I just asking a question and that is all. :)
Thank you. :)

Best Answer: well..i highly doubt you'll see them in (flesh) but if you're really desperate to encounter them perhaps you could think about them all day long and hope you dream of them st night? Or you could put marshmellows in your but and sit out in a field. I hear they love marshmellows and ass. (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 26 May 2010 12:15:15 +0000

Q: Can you catch aids from sex with a chicken?

a mate told me he'd dun it, an he is well scared, wot do i tell 'im?

Best Answer: no! but he definitly might have the bird flu tell your friend to use protection when having intercourse with birds (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 19 May 2010 12:58:50 +0000

Q: How can I get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butthole?

i shove pizza crust up my butt when i get angry at my mom because i want her to get pissed because she has to take me to the emergency room. whats another way to get back at my mom?

Best Answer: mix it up a bit and stick a tonka truck up there the E.R. bill should be significantly larger not to mention the subsequent psychiatric visit(s) which mental health services will require of you so try that and let me know how it goes best of luck (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 12 May 2010 13:34:43 +0000

Q: Should i put dog poop in my mother's bed?

My elderly mother lives with me and I'm trying to convince her that she needs to go to a nursing home but she won't listen. I think that if I put dog poop in her bed when she's asleep I can convince her that she's doing it and needs to go somewhere where they can take care of her. There's a park right across the street where we live where i could get a fresh supply every evening. Do you think this will work?

Best Answer: Good idea....and make her clean it up herself, all that hard work everyday will get annoying for her!
The idea of a relaxing nursing home will be sure to coax her out the house.

You could also start cooking dinner for her, and make it taste awful loads of salt and maybe make sure the ingredients are out of date too...she'll be desperate for the yummy food at the home.

And how about moving stuff around the house, she will tire of spending all day searching, in a nursing home she will only have one room so she won't get so confused.

Good luck, old people are like, so annoying! (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:58:25 +0000

Q: Why does the screen say "www.Bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he is only doing homework?

Every night during the school year my son tells me he's doing homework on the family computer. Once in awhile I come down review his work, but the screen comes up www.Bangbros.com and it's a girl. Is this a homework site or something? It asks me to give a password each time, but I don't know it. Help please?

Best Answer: Yes it is a homework site, many teachers recommend it because of it's hands on presentation. It is run by a team of brothers that "bang" arithmetic into young teens minds. Your son is trying to get ahead by doing some extra studying in his spare time. Many kids use this site to compensate for a lack of understanding from the subject matter of the class. Your son has obviously taken his education into his own hands and knowledge and reward is on the way. (More Answers)

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The Drunk Canuck — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:56:49 +0000

Q: Can I catch any diseases from a dead corpse?

Last night I found a dead corpse and had some fun with it. Well today I am getting weird warts on my penis. Could STD's transfer from dead bodies? Should I be worried?

Best Answer: Man, I feel ya....

Us CorpseFuckers have it rough......................diseases, viruses, stds........

Can't a man get a little corpse action without having to worry about this kind of stuff????????

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A tip to fellow CorpseFuckers...........

I have found that fresh corpses (1-5 days old) are less likely to carry diseases and viruses.

The Embalming process uses alot of chemicals which kill off the viruses and warts etc........Formaldehyde is a corpsefuckers best friend! Aside from the corpse that is!

Always check the corpses genitals for obvious STD's,, if you find any, put on a condom and enjoy the slippery ride!

It's the best feeling in the world! Sometimes if you are lucky there will be 1000's of maggots in the corpses vagina!!! It's like getting your di.ck tickled and massaged while at the same time getting the slimey slippery ride of the corpses pu.ss.y

It's absolutely DEVINE!!!!!!! (More Answers)